The Midnight Gardeners League

What is the Midnight Gardener’s League? A comedy group? An all-knowing secret society? A performance art piece meets house party?

Whatever they are, The Gardeners are a DC-based group that mixes stand-up, sketch, characters, games, and high concept buffoonery for monthly themed shows that offer more than your average comedy show


December 8th: THOT Leaders at the DC Improv

7pm – $6

THOT Leaders is an journey of intellectual discovery, hosted by two of Washington, DC’s least intelligent residents, comedians and idiots Andrew Hall and Max Wolfson. After thirty years of not knowing much, they’ve decided to educate themselves the only way white men know how: through a late night talk show. There will be segments, correspondents, interviews, explanations, and, very possibly, a small fire. By the end of the evening you’ll be going “wow” and “I didn’t know that” and “is that a small fire?” – don’t miss an evening of academic and comedic inspiration that will leave everyone much more THOT-ful.



call me beep me if you wanna reach me – alexander graham bell

to book us or to send us tips on where to find hidden pirate gold email:

midnightgardenerscomedy at gmail dot com 


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